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(via bwrittz)
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(via bwrittz)
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after bboying
jay: okay guys lemme take a little breath im tired
jay: panting into mic
jay: pant
jay: pant
audience: goes quiet
jay:
jay: stop being perverts
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Guy in audience: TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT!!!!
Jay Park: Did a guy just ask me to take off my shirt?
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(via bwrittz)
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Yesterday Today Forever.
(via king-victorkim)
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Straight person: I support gay rights.
Ignorant person: Gay.
Straight person: No, I think you misunderstood, I am heterosexual, but I don't see anything wrong with people who aren't the same as me, I think they deserve the same respect as the rest of us.
Ignorant person: Faggot. You're going to hell.
Straight person: Okay cool, brb gonna go kick a dog.
Ignorant person: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? It's just a dog it's not hurting anybody, why are you being so cruel to it?
Straight person: Oh lol wow didn't know you were a dog. Freak...
Ignorant person: I'm not a dog...
Straight person: Well obviously you are, why else would you being trying to stand up for dogs if you're not a dog?
Ignorant person: Wow, don't you know you can stand up for something without being it?
Straight person:
Ignorant person: Oh
Straight person: Go fuck yourself.
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The difference between bees and wasps.
Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.
Wasp: Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.
